My Watchlist

Back in the beginning of 2022 I moved up to Ohio to live with my partners. We consume a Lot of media, so as we all started media threads together. This one is mine. It used to be on twitter, but I moved it to my website so I don't have to fight their stupid broken thread making anymomre. WARNING!! I will just spoil shit I dont care

2024 , 2023 , 2022



2024

HOUSE FLIPPER 2

Date: 1/15

To quote my steam review; "With a ton of improvements and additions comes the taking away of a lot of essential features from the first game. Play if you loved 1 and wanted more, but expect disappointment. This game is unexpectedly.. empty? In the furniture department?? I would ASSUME they want you to get your variety out of the endless customization (which btw i really like but even with the right perks matching all of your furniture is a chore.) Outdoor customization is rather limited which is EXTREMELY WORRYING.. I have a sinking feeling a lot of stuff will be added at a later date, but as 15 dollar DLC, AGAIN.... Which would be extremely disappointing. Let's hope they plan to add workshop support. The sandbox mode I can only describe as really irritating. I would rather you give me empty houses and unlimited money, not expect me to go make my own levels for players. I still like this game, and I find myself coming back to it again and again, but I hold out hope that they're going to give us something more than this."


CARS

Date: 1/6

Do you remember how long Cars is? Really simple premise. Classist man humbled by lowly poors, makes him a better person. SURELY, this cannot be a long movie!

This movie is two hours long.


ONE MAN BAND

Date: 1/6


SCARY MOVIE

Date: 1/13

"I watched this for free and I still want my money back" - friend

"It had some funny parts but mostly sucked shit" - friend 2

"That sure was. Something." - friend 3

"Its at least a 6/10!" - my spouse, Bunny. (it was their idea to watch this movie)

"Man..." - Me


RATATOUILLE

Date: 1/15

This movie has a really really weird relationship with stealing. This movie's moral is not to just take something, but to make it your own. Comparisons are made between the Chef's reciepies being changed and made their own, and... rats stealing your food and eating it instead of like.. cooking it? I think? I get the whole like "Don't just follow the recipie! Listen to your passions! I think!" Kind of thing it wants to say but GOD I can't for the life of me understand what exactly it wanted out of me.


LIFTED

Date: 1/15

Bro why you so gnarp gnarp.


LATER ALLIGATOR

Date: 1/25

I've wanted to play this game for soooooo long! I'm so glad that I quit wanting and just played the fucking game. Best descision I ever pushed myself to make to be honest. The writing is amazing and the animation is just as good if not better. I managed to basically 100% it in about 2 days through about 3 playthroughs. The game is deceptively deep. You'll think this is a deep mystery that you should be taking notes for but really the most you'll wanna do is like, jot down what everyone's relation is.


HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Date: 2/5

The group of people who crowded around the TV to watch this movie was very strange. A girl who would relive her days as a theater kid in highschool in a heartbeat, a guy who hated every second he was in school, and a person who hasn't even set foot in a school in general. This turned into my gf constantly pointing out (and pausing the movie to point out) what they're doing and how it would REALLY go down in theater class, me chiming in to talk about how dogshit the school system is with her, and poor bunny looking at us like we're completely insane.

What did I think of the movie oh I thought it was really fucking lame. This movie is lame. Like a weird 2000's time capsule of what adults thought kids were doing in high school. I only remember one song from the movie and it's that song. If you've watched the movie you'd know what song it is.


HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2

Date: 2/7

Everything that was going on in the last movie but bigger, better, and not in a highschool!


FINAL FANTASY XIV: A REALM REBORN

Date: 2/10

I've been playing FF14 for about.. 3 years now? Large hiatuses withstanding. The hype around this MMO is no joke. It's fun, it's addicting, and it's probably better than almost every MMO you've played before. I've not had fun with my friends in a game like I have with ff14. That's my character by in the picture by the way, Warok Menarok Soryo Naeya. (Used to be a lalafelle, hence the name. Finally changed his name to match.)

Plot wise ARR is stupidly fucking boring. You are one of god's specialist little babies IGNORE THAT EVERY OTHER PLAYER IS AS WELL and a party realizes how cool and amazing you are and tasks You to go kill all the primals (big evil monsters who are terrorizing everyone.) So you go out, and you go from place to place killing primals, but nobody belives you, so can you please prove your worth by bringing me 7 bear asses? You killed 2 primals on the way here? I want to test that, can you bring me some fucking cheese please? And then everyone is murdered by fascists and you have to break your friends out of prison and defeat the Ultimate Weapon before it kills everyone. Oh and by the way I did all of this as a fucking white mage. I'm the designated healer in the polycule's Free Company. Killed the final boss with my Two Attacks.

I'm exited to finally get to play the game.


PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

Date: 2/14

Oh my god? Oh my god. Where has this series been all my life! This is the most kino shit I've ever watched, and I wasn't even going to watch this series when Bunny suggested watching it! This is a very faithful adaptation of the first book, though condensed and altered with some very minor alterations.


FOLDING IDEAS: "LINE GOES UP," "THE FUTURE IS A DEAD MALL," "THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE"

Date: 2/16 - 2/18

Combined all 3 of these.. documentories? into one because I think they should be watched together. Like any good artist I need my long ass youtube videos about pointless shit to keep me focused. Too many times have I found myself stopping what I'm doing to watch. I find the way that these people view the world to be fascinating.. and sad. Really sad. Redditors are sad sad people.


AESPRITE

Date: 2/21

Should this... count? It's an art program! But it's on steam... eeeeehhhhhhghghgh you know what sure. Yeah let's include it.

Kitty got this for me on a whim simply because I saw it was on sale and mused about owning it. Honestly, I've always thought that I'm just absolute dogshit at pixel art, but it turns out that I was just trying to do it in programs that just flat out hated pixel art. Aesprite will give you all the tools youll ever need to make pixel art, animate that pixel art, make games with that pixel art, and will probably do your taxes or some shit for fun. I love this program but oh god there is such a learning curve. If you weren't using SAI or CSP before this you will be so so lost. As a Procreate user I'm not used to having an art program with all of the bells and whistles in the world so I was fucking terrified when I booted up Aesprite. Luckily there's like, 6 tutorials on how to us this program! That I will never watch in favor of whining about not knowing how anything works!


WALL-E

Date: 3/12

For this I'm going to paraphrase from a conversation about the movie I had with Bunny, who's smarther than me.

""I feel like my only real problem with Wall-E is that the human side of things is handled clumsily, which is better than I expected so maybe I'm being unfairly nice to it. They use obesity as the result of hyperconsumerist capitalist domination, which is a very 2008 thing to do. While I feel like it's not nearly as bad as a lot of shit at the time, it's confused about how much it wants to make that a problem to a point where the movie doesn't interact with the humans being fat much at all. To be fair I'm happy they don't touch on it a lot but, I feel like the same message couldve been delivered better. Like if they were just emaciated from only eating garbage slop smoothies. I theorize they they used the obesity visual at the time there was this 'obesity epidemic' in the 2000s. It's just clumsy, and controversial coming from it today, when fatphobia is considered an issue. However I don't think the movie itself is fatphobic, they never mock it. The closest it gets is when the caption taunts Auto by asking if he's too heavy for him but to be honest I think that went hard so I didn't care. The humans are never villified for being fat (My notes, I think there are a couple jokes about them being fat.) It's not as bad as it could have been and manages to treat humans with a sense of kindness that you don't expect. Will say though, everything involving the robots in general is so much better. We really don't see Dialoge sparse storytelling like this anymore.""


THE OWL HOUSE S1

Date:3/15

Oh god I think we started watching this LAST YEAR but, whatever. Euge. You can tell it's going that 'semi-lighthearted and contained episodes in the first season so we can be plot driven in the second' thing that most modern cartoons do these days. Ain't got a problem with it but when you notice that pattern it's really hard to unnotice it. Since we took a fucking, almost year long hiautus watching it I've forgoten almost everything but the last 2 episodes, which were really really great!!

I like King hes so baby puppy :3


SNUFKIN: MELODY OF MOOMINVALLEY

Date: 3/16

Strap in this is gonna be really long.

If you're me you are obsessed with that stupid white hippo franchise and awaited this game's arrival like it was the second coming of christ. Not even because I thought this was going to be an amazing game I just saw MORE MOOMIN CONTENT INCOMING and almost shit myself.

Bought it, played it, beat it in about a week. God I have a lot to say about it sorry.

PROS - First of all, this game is really, really pretty. It has this painted watercolor look that iminates Tove's style and looks beautiful. I wish the walk speed was slower just so I can get more time to sit and stare at it. Throughout the game you'll get several moments where you Can just, sit and admire the calm atmosphere. Take them! Soak this game in. Though based on the time Snufkin rescued the woodies from the parkkeeper, the story is wholey unique. I point this out because Moomin media falls into this trap of just retelling the original stories over and over again (LIKE A CERTAIN EUROPEAN EXCLUSIVE SHOW) ..Also Snork is in the game. I love Snork :)

MEHS - This game is, like, Piss Easy... Which I expected because this is definetly a game for children. Most of the difficulty will come from doing little scavenger hunts, and the stealth missions! The final steal missions have a very sudden jump in difficulty, but once again. Not Hard. You'll probably finish this game in about 5-7 hours. Something I would like to warn you about NOW, before you play the game, is that this game's controls take some getting used to. WASD are for playing music and interacting with the enviroment/characters. Snufkin moves with either the mouse, or the Arrow Keys. It's way harder to control him with the arrow keys, I should know! I PLAYED THE WHOLE GAME LIKE THAT.

CONS - While I appreciate that this game telegraphs where you're about to jump, sometimes jumping can be a little finniky. Maybe it's because I was playing with the arrows keys, but sometimes I really struggled to get Snufkin to go where I wanted him to. Reading the map was also, for some ungody reason, a struggle for me. It doesn't show you if paths are closed, which can make things confusing if you're rock stupid like I am and tried to do the last quest out of order. Or you try to take a particular route to your destination, only to find it blocked. There was a glitch where, when a key was supposed to drop, it simply despawned. This was fixed by exiting to main menue and reloading the game. There was also some more minor, less game breaking glitches. The ghost's animation being choppy because I had Vsync off, the Woodies constantly stopping as they spun around Skunfkin (they make a noise whenever they stop and go, which makes them 30 times more annoying both for me and probably for Snufkin) Small bugs. Little issues that pale in comparison my biggest gripe. My biggest problem, by far, is that this game gets.. kinda repetitive, and dull. The things you can do in Moominvally are very very limited. Talk to NPCs, push/pull the object, play the instroment. And suprisingly you do very very little with your instroments!

Whatever the case, it didn't ruin the fun I had with this game! I loved it!


VISCERA OBJECTICA

Date: 3/27

Eeee today is my HRT Anniversary! What a better way to celebrate than to read a story about a man's profound love for a puppet.

While I sound really dismissive, I do genuinely love this story and I care about what it's about. Objectum is.. strange, but not in a bad way! I've always been deeply fascinated by it. In this day and age where everything is condensed down into simply 'content' that we should consume for a few seconds before moving on, I feel a need to really highlight people who's love for art goes further beyond. Most people seem to cringe at the idea of somebody wanting to fuck an object. Personally if somebody fell head over heels for a sculpture that I made I would take it as the highest compliment I couldve ever gotten. I dunno I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. If you can you should really read this!! I'm gonna pick up the writer's other graphic novel when I get the cash!


THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

Date: 3/28

Apparently this movie did poorly and like, I don't get why!! It's an amazing, well animated, and fun movie. It's message is a lot clearer, or maybe just more easier for us to grasp since it was much simpler. The setting made this movie so much more enjoyable and god i wish she didn't spend so much of the movie a frog. God I wish she wasn't content with staying a frog. Maybe it's because Brother Bear put such a nasty taste in my mouth about it tho but god. I'm glad she DIDN'T stay a frog. That the movie ended with them both getting what they truly wanted. but the way that she just. accepted that she's gonna stay a frog. it IRKED AT ME.


GLAGO'S GUEST

Date: 3/28

This lost Disney short was.. uh kinda.. boring? Really wish that the youtube rip we found wasnt smoothed to shit because that really affected our enjoyment of the short.


THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE

Date: 3/29

Do you ever look at a piece of media, wonderful movie by the way, and you think "...oh this made a lot of furries didn't it?"


THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST.

Date: 3/31-4/1

The last time I consumed any christian media I was a child and it was veggietales. I don't think I'm even smart enough to say anything about this movie!


BIG HERO 6

Date: 4/3

So we had friends over, our gf and a metamour of mine, therefore I was kind of... distracted for a bit of the movie for reasons. That doesn't really matter I saw a lot of the movie before.


DRAGONBALL Z: DEADZONE!

Date: 4/9

If you see anything Dragonball related on my watchlist, assume that I watched this passively and didn't pay much attention to it. This is just a longer episode of Dragonball. A condensed version of the Garlic arc, which is similar to most DBZ arcs. Scary Villain appears, maybe kills some characters who try and fight it, Goku finally shows up and just obliterates it. This time Gohan helps. Also he gets drunk and it's like half of the movie.


LITTLE MONSTERS

Date: 4/13

You could say something really profound about this movie. This movie could be about how poor coping mechansisms in children going ignored and treated as misbehaviour to be punished, will only further persuade your child into continuing down this path, continuing the cycle, and becoming the monster. A movie about how hurt people will hurt people.

And then the little monster pisses into an empty apple juice bottle to trick a kid into drinking it.

I don't think children should be watching this movie.


CLERKS

Date: 4/21

Dante: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Randal: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water


DRAGON BALL Z: HISTORY OF TRUNKS

Date: 4/29

I don't have much interest in DBZ but if you held a gun to the head of one of my loved ones and told me to pick a favorite character I guess Vegeta, young Gohan, and Trunks. My passing interest in the plot and Trunks convinced me to pay attention to the movie this time. Plus I didn't have anything else to do as usual. The movie as pretty alright! Way better than the other DBZ movie I've seen.

...

This means nothing to you guys but, if I had a choice, I'de watch DBZ subbed..


MALLRATS

Date: 4/29

The movie is about Brodi persuing his ex-gf after she's broken up with him, and having to confront his own selfishness and cowardice before she becomes the one that got away.

Oh yeah and some guy named TS argues with his girlfriend the entire movie until they don't


DRAGON BALL Z: LORD SLUG

Date: 4/30

Whoever decided that this movie's soundtrack should exclusively be nu-metal deserves a fucking medal it made everything so much more kino. Also this was the most pointless fucking movie. Nothing mattered. Unless you're a number 1 Piccolo stan then watch this movie if you like seeing him kick ass.


DRAGON BALL Z: COOLER'S REVENGE

Date: 4/30

Another pointless ass movie with the most baller ass soundtrack and Piccolo kicking everyone's ass. Anyways WHY DO THEY KEEP INVITING THAT FUCKING PIG? He just bitches and whines about everything! God he was bad in the last movie but we were fucking SICK OF HIM in this one. Like fucking for real he's yet to do something other than cry about being scared.


CHASING AMY

Date: 5/6

The synopsis you've heard about this movie is way more horrifying than what really goes down. I promise you. I was just as terrified that this movie was about Holden chasing a lesbian around and hoping that if he just flirts with her hard enough she'll stop being gay just for him. It's more about Holden's self-centeredness, and how this was ultimately his downfall. He thinks that he can have his cake and eat it too. That solving his problems means taking the path of most resistance, so that whenever he clears it he can feel like an even bigger man than he really is.

I managed to guess the ending of this movie, purely because I thought it would be the funniest outcome and blurted that out when my GF asked me to guess what he was gonna ask for.


DOGMA

Date: 5/12

After grappling his insecurities about his lack of experiance and his own selfishness in the last movie, Kevin Smith finally makes a movie about somebody other than a guy who's kind of a jerk. This time it's about a woman, who's not a jerk! She's just somebody who's forced to grapple with her own religious beliefs as a Catholic. Being raised Catholic really does something to a motherfucker.


PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES: GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION

Date: 5/12

Came back to a game I watched my parents play a lot when I was a kid because I found the DS version and was like "man this just makes me want to play the PC version." What can I say other than it's fucking Plants Vs. Zombies dude. Gameplay is stil addicting as hell, the music is for some reason a fucking bop, and I beat this game in like 2 days you WISH you were me.


GREAT GOD GROVE (DEMO)

Date: 5/18

My favorite artist back on my watchlist once again. A very charming little demo with a very interesting mechanic! Though I don't know if this is gonna be one of those Day One Purchases like Snufkin was, I will DEFINETLY be seeking this out in the future.. maybe when I have money I'm super broke rn.


QUINTON REVIEWS: THE END OF VICTORIOUS

Date: 5/21

I basically jumped into this 'mini series' right in the middle of this. I probably shouldn't have but I honestly didn't care. I'm kinda loose when it comes to series like this.

When I was basically in the correct age range to be watching this show, I watched it, a lot. And yet I remember SO little of it. Hell I barely remember liking it. Still, I'm nostalgic for it, sitting at home on the couch, watching Victorious (and ICarly, which I DO remember and liked a lot more) with my step-brother. We both probably had the theme song memorized at one point, who didn't? It was a part of our little unspoken after-school ritual. We would come home, I on my bus and him on his, and we would unwind with Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network.

Watching this video over the course of a few weeks made me wonder, why did I keep watching this shit?! ..Probably because there was nothing else on ...


IRON MAN 3

Date: 5/28

Wow Tony sure does have a lot of character developement in this movie I sure hope it sticks! :)


QUINTON REVIEWS: THE SCANDAL OF SAM AND CAT

Date: 5/30

... Time passed. A lot happened between the airings of Victorious and when Sam and Cat started. One of these things is that the close bond between me and my step-brother had started to deteriorate. I think it was somewhere around the time of Sam and Cat where we stopped watching TV together, and instead I started watching TV alone. My step-brother had other friends, friends from school that lived in our neighborhood. (We didn't go to the same school, due to some insane zoning situations and also bc I'm older and was already middleschool age) So he would usually just head straight to his friend's house, and I stayed home, watching Sam and Cat.

I can't even tell you if it's just as bad as I remember it being, or if I don't remember it being as bad. I don't remember anything about this show at all. ...

THOR: THE DARK WORLD

Date: 6/1

I didn't really give that much of a shit about this movie to be honest. Loki's cool, and he's maybe the best part of the movie, but I'm not that crazy about Loki.

This is probably my own fault honestly! I kinda come at most Marvel movies with a really cynical kinda look about them. I don't really give a shit about Marvel movies at all. I mean, if you've been reading through this watchlist blog you'd kinda get the gist of it. Half the time I'm just fucking bored.


THE DISASTER ARTIST

Date: 6/6

A single phrase stuck out in my mind. Manic Polish Nightmare Man.


WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

Date: 6/9

The quintessential celebrity musician backstory. Started poor and humble, got big and rich, did every drug until their brain is mash, sobered up and found peace before they died.


TYLER THE CREATOR - IGOR

Date: 6/9

To be completely honest with you I've listned to this album before, I just wanted to hear it again in full for once.

Favorite song: Boy is a Gun*

QUINTON REVIEWS: THE DECAY OF SAM AND CAT

Date: 6/18

... I think at around this time, maybe a little later, I really started to discover the internet. My mom decided I was old enough to have my own computer, and set up one of her old towers and a spare screen in my bedroom. The internet, at this point, was just old enough to be widespread knowledge, but just young enough to still be this untamed magical beast. Most of my time on the internet was spent on Animal Jam. An online mmo for little kids that let you roleplay as an animal and learn all kinds of really cool facts about wildlife. That shit ruled. Didn't take me long to discover other things like, meme sites, the family netflix account, miniclip, and youtube. Everything snowballed from there. I started watching anime. I found minecraft youtubers and spent all night watching them. Hell, minecraft youtubers were the reason I found my first real group of friends. And with their help I realized my gender and sexuality.

I think, by this point, I had long since stopped watching TV. ...


THE ROOM

Date: 6/23

You gonna hate me but... I fell asleep less than halfway into the movie. I partially blame that I was already pretty exausted, but I think the truth of the matter is that if you're not 100% hyped and ready to see some real trash this movie is gets criminally boring really fast. For the parts of the movie I was prety cognizant though, I remember this movie being agrivatingly bewildering to me. Several moments where we paused and had a long tangent about how hard he fucked up such a simple plot point. If I had full control of the veiwing experience I think I would've shut that shit off the second I saw that Manic Polish Nightmare Man's ENTIRE BARE ASS.


QUINTON REVIEWS: THE COLLAPSE OF SAM AND CAT

Date: 7/11

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FOLDING IDEAS: I DON'T KNOW JAMES ROLFE

Date: 7/12* (I forgot when I finsihed it but I think it was about right here)

I feel less like I'm watching a documentary and more like that I'm in the same room as him, watching and listening to him go through the paces of grappling with how he feels about James Rolfe. Coming to the conclusion that maybe the person he doesn't know is himself.


QUINTON REVIEWS: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT DAN SCHNEIDER

Date: 7/13

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MORAL OREL - SEASON 1

Date: 7/18

I have learned 3 lessons watching Moral Orel

  1. There will never be a show that makes me as uncomfrotable as this one.
  2. A particually heavy episode of this show will leave me dissociating, and I need to prepare for that.
  3. Please for the love of god stop fucking watching this after Xavier: Renegade Angel.

XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL - SEASON 1

Date: 7/21

JESUS CHRIST


JOKER

Date:8/1

I'm having a hard time talking about this movie in any serious way.

Not because it's bad or anything, quite the opposite I think it's a great movie. It's just, yaknow... It's the fucking Joker movie. That One. The one with the stairs, and the dancing on said stairs, and the quotes you know the ones. And the whole, catastrophe that surrounded this movie right before it released. This isn't JUST that one really good retelling of the Joker's decent into madness it's The Joker (2019). And it really saddens me that no matter how much I liked this movie I just.. I can't divorce it from the memes. So I guess I'm going to just, spit out all of my jokes I made about this movie at once and tell you that it really deserves better.

Drag would've saved her (Insert The People's Joker here)

I did not need to see a movie about a man who swings between wanting to kill himself and killing everyone around him like a metronome and find said man really relateable.

This movie will stay on repeat in my head every time I am mildly inconvienced at work and that is a bad thing.

He kinda bad tho.


MORAL OREL - SEASON 2

Date:8/4

Nature


FALLOUT: THE SHOW - SEASON 1

Date: 8/8

Absolutely loved the show, though it makes a lot of really BIG changes to the lore that I both liked! and kinda didn't really fucking understand. I know I said up top that I'll just spoil shit but this time I'm going to keep it spoiler free because I kinda want you to watch the show. I liked Maximus! He ended up inspiring a fallout oc I made, but I think by the end of the show my favorite mightve been The Ghoul and Lucy. While I'm exited for the new season I'm also very worried about how/if they incorporate New Vegas since it's heavily implied that they might. If they're not afraid to make such big changes to the lore they're probably not afraid to make changes to NV, and that kinda scares me no matter how much faith I have in the show.


THE LION KING 2

Date: 8/13

Wow I realyl didn't like thos fuckin movie.

I hated basically everyone on screen. Kiara is the 'Generic free-spirited girl who gives everyone a change of heart,' Kovu's pride was full of really forgettable and kind of annoying cunts, and the characters brought back from the first movie were kinda flandarizations. There is seriously only one saving grace in this entire movie and it was Kovu. And he aint even revolutionary as a character.

The best I could say about this movie is that it's a Passable straight2VHS movie.

Also for some reason my partners liked this movie way more than I did, but HATED TLK1. Which I liked! IDK if that has any correlation but, still.


MORAL OREL - SEASON 3

Date: 8/19

Change is possible but you have to want it and you have to try.


BEFOREL OREL

Date: 8/27

Wow they've always been like that huh.


SMILING FRIENDS - SEASON 1

Date: 9/2

So fun fact! While we were waiting for a doordash we ended up binging half of the season. I don't remember if we ever got the food but we had a great time watching Smiling Friends. So.


VENTURE BRO'S - SEASON 3

Date: 9/5

I have apparently reached the point where Venture bro's "gets good." Which is terrifying because this show is already amazing. What do you mean it gets BETTER?!


GRAVEYARD SHIFT A FREDDY'S

Date: 9/14

This is sorta coming out of left field so I feel like I need to explain myself. I watch a lot of vids about FNAF fangames, consider it leftovers from when I was an avid FNAF fan as a kid. Also I just kinda like it. A youtuber I found recently covered the demo for this game, and I was absolutely reeled in. For the first time in long time a FNAF fangame was scaring me! I wanted more. So I waited for the game to come out and a few days later after downloading a reupload of the game I played in on call with my friends! For a few seconds then I got too scared and frustrated and turned it off and watched a walkthrough instead

I'm gonna ignore the controversey surrounding it's creator for just a second.. not because I don't care, but because I don't want to let it cloud my judgement of the game. Not like I'm giving her any money or publicity.

This game's real strengths are it's aesthetics. GS@F's is incredibly unnerving. I had a hard time looking at this game without feeling some Uncomfortable. Especially the title screen, gah I can't stand it. And FREDDY. Fucking can't look at Freddy for longer than a second. Ghh. Ransomware aesthetic shit just makes my skin crawl. Hate it.

GS@F also adds new animatronics! For.. some reason. They're alright! They feel a little out of place amoung the main cast like pretty much any game with this kind of shit in it does, but the designs are nice! I like the bat one. It's really cute. :)

My biggest problem with this game is that, it really doens't leave a lot to your imagination. Some of it's most interesting questions ("Whats in the basement? Where's the wolf?") are told to you flat out via it's really boring story cutscenes. If I could I would just cut those out entirely. Such a wild ass criticism to have, 'ew this game as PLOT.' FNAF rots your brain. But I mean, the main draw of FNAF is the mystery of it all! Why are you here, what happened, who's this and that, ect. It's why we can't shut the hell up about FNAF. Plus the demo This game also kinda suffers from the same problem that every FNAF-like is gonna suffer from. Once you know what you're doing it gets boring fast. There's only two real threats, everyone else is easy to take care of.

Overall I wouldn't call the game overhyped, that hype was well earned! However I think it's sort of underwhelming.


MIRACLE MUSICAL - HAWAII: PART II + VARIATIONS ON A CLOUD

Date: 9/19

While I was finsihing the last chapter of Buttsnax on stream, a friend of mine suggested I put on this album. I really liked this album! Though, I feel like I shouldve given this album a more proper listen-though, like, not while I anguish over backgrounds.


BREAKING BAD - SEASON 2

Date:9/27

Every time Walter is given an opportunity to live a normal life that same opportunity is ripped away from Jesse.


SMILING FRIENDS - SEASON 2

Date:10/3

Yep that was most definetly the second season of Smiling Friends


TYLER THE CREATOR - CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST

Date:10/8

Felt like it lol

Favorite song- WILSHIRE


DRAGON BALL Z: RETURN OF COOLER

Date:10/9

While some scenes went hard as fucking hell I can tell you how memerable it was just by saying I watched it maybe two hours ago and I already forgot how it ends.

You know what I do remember?

That fucking HOG IS THERE AGAIN TO DO FUCKALL


SHAUN OF THE DEAD

Date:10/15

Movies that are really good but the most annoying person you know will not shut up about it.


DRAGON BALL Z: SUPER ANDROID 13!

Date:10/16

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT


DRAGON BALL Z: BROLY THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN

Date:10/18

I was not fucking paying attention... but I thought it went hard as hell.


DONNIE DARKO

Date:10/20

Paraphrasing Bunny after finishing the movie and I was struggling to understand what happened- "Ok so imagine if The Last Temptation was the entire movie."

Ok unrelated but the soundtrack for this movie slaps hard as fuck


DRAGON BALL Z: PLAN TO ERADICATE THE SAIYANS

Date:10/21

I fell asleep <3


CORALINE

Date:10/21

What the hell can I say about this movie? One of the best stop-motion animated movies by far. I could fucking yap about the animation but I rather talk about the plot itself.

There's a lot about this movie that I kinda missed as a kid. Coming back to it as an adult meant that I was basically coming to this movie with fresh eyes. I really wanna explore Coraline and her relationship with her parents and how that's like, incredibly integral to the movie. Her parents are both very stressed out from work and the accident and the move and.. Coraline. Who is just as upset and stressed out as they are but, is just a little girl. The Other Mother tries to give her everything she ever wanted but deep down beneath all the angst of being a little kid she just wanted her parents to be happy again.


CLONE HIGH

Date:10/21

JOAN OF ARC YOU SHOULD KILL ABRAHAM LINCON WITH YOUR BARE FUCKING HANDS


HOUSE

Date:10/25

MM yes come into my house I promise it is not the house that kills you super hard you can trust me and my little fluffy white kitty cat in my house that doesnt kill you super hard pinky prommy. bring all of your little archetype besties! bring that stupid uh, grown ass man, you think is hot. Bring everyone! i sweaaarrrrr i wont eat you in the house that kills you


GET OUT

Date:10/26

He sure did Get out!


IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN!

Date:10/27

Did anyone else watch this movie basically every fucking year as a kid? Yeah?

Did you know my partner has never seen a single Charlie Brown special?

Had to fix that immedietly.


TYLER THE CREATOR - CHROMAKOPIA

Date:10/28

This album hasnt even been out for 24 hours. I just finished it. I'm shocked it almost escaped me. This album is fucking INTENSE. Earth shattering fucking Intro, whole fucking story weaved through the songs is fucking intense. This album is absolutely skyrocketing up my tierlist of Tyler the Creator albums. Good lord


OVER THE GARDEN WALL

Date:10/30

Happy halloween! :,)


BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

Date:10/31

Ham strokers Dracula. Bram Stroganoths Dracula. Meat Crankers Suckula. Bram Strokin off. Step into my Stroke Zone. My Bram Stroker's Draculair. Bram stroking my Cockula right now. She stroking my Bram until I Dracula. It is I. Count Bram Stroker's Dracula. I am so horny, I'm Bram Strokin my shit I've got Bram Lotion on my shit. Draccin off. Bram Sroker's Bunicula. Bram Stroker's Ratcula. Dead fuckers Crapula. Bram Joker's Batcula. Bram Stroker's Dracula Dracula Dracula, stay right there I might get back at ya. Bram flakes. His hair? Wackula. His shoes? Wackula. The way he sucks my blood? Bram Stroker's Wackula. Sam's Tokers Crackula


TRANSFORMERS ONE

Date:11/5

They may or may not be the best a transformers movie has ever been. It's peak. The image link is to a place called Kinocheck and I have to agree this movie is fucking Kino. There is an unsuprising amount of doomed yaoi in here. I say unsuprising because I know transformers.


AMERICAN PSYCHO

Date:11/7

You can shoot a man point blank in the fact in front of everyone and as long as you're a rich yuppie like everyone else nobody cares. Nothing fucking matters. The worst people on the planet are standing around, booking dates at bougie little restaruants and sleeping around with blondies. And they are literally invicible.


PSYCHO (1960)

Date:11/11

Time has both lifted this film into infamy, and has held it down. It does so much shit that no other film at the time has ever attempted to do, but it falls into the same pitfalls that old films tend to do at the same time.


DEAR ZACHARY: A LETTER TO A SON ABOUT HIS FATHER

Date:11/12

You have no idea how many people's lives you touch until somebody tallies it all up. More imporantly, this is about how fucking awful the legal system is.


Jesus Christ


I didnt cry watching the movie. I almost did but I didn't. As I was walking to the store, it just. He was younger than my neice, my nephew. He was barely old enough to walk he couldnt even talk yet he wasnt even old enough to form his first permanent thought yet and she just. he would be my age right now. oh god.


DRAGON BALL Z KAI

Date:11/15

My partners started watching this maybe two years ago, but started rewatching it about a year ago. We only finished it NOW. Dragonball Z kinda feels like one of those shows you just, kinda have to have seen, at some point. No real notes on that.


DRAGONBALL Z: BOJACK UNBOUND

Date:11/16

Gohan gets to be the main character here. Do NOT get used to it.


PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

Date:11/18

Been wanting to watch this movie since it came out. Due to me being on the internet and this movie being super popular I had pracically the entire movie spoiled for me, but it really didn't hinder my experience! So happy to have seen it finally.


Enter... THE ALBUM BINGE ERA...

TYLER THE CREATOR - CHERRY BOMB

Date:11/21

In an effort to see where Chromakopia would land on my tierlist of Tyler the Creator albums, I'm listening to the rest of his Discography. Most people will say this is one of his weaker albums if you discount everyone before Cherry Bomb, and I kind of agree. Also hey, hey before you listen to this album yourself. You're gonna want a warning before going into Fucking Young. He doesn't just say something kinda fucked up and offensive its more like.. Tyler you couldn't fucking waterboard this information out of me.


TYLER THE CREATOR - FLOWER BOY

Date:11/21

I've heard this album before, but I wasn't really paying too much attention to it so I didn't put it on my watchlist. Until NOW. Can I say that this is probably my favorite album cover? Also, 9-11/Lonely are two of my favorite songs.


TYLER THE CREATOR - MUSIC INSPIRED BY ILLUMINATION AND DR. SUESS' THE GRINCH

Date:11/21

Yep it sure was.


KENDRICK LAMAR - DAMN.

Date:11/23

I've been asked twice now to listen to GNX, and in my instanity I went "hang on lemme catch up real quick." So I've spent the night listening to his music. I'm learning quickly that to listen to Kendrick I really need to put everything down and listen. Might be coming back to this one later and relistening.


KENDRICK LAMAR - MR. MORAL AND THE BIG STEPPERS

Date:11/23

In a really fucked up way, listening to this album put a lot of that Drake Beef into perspective. And that it made me realize that Drake is bar none shittiest man on Earth, if he aint he's the stupidest.


KENDRICK LAMAR - GNX.

Date:11/23

After a lot of soul searching and therapy Kendrick comes back and drops that last fuck he gave in the trash.


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LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

Date:11/24

Immedietly humbled myself.


XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL - SEASON 2

Date:11/26

Oh my god it's fucking over I'm free


KENDRICK LAMAR - TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY

Date:12/7

Realized that I ended up skipping his BEST album, like a dipshit. So I went back and listened to that.


LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS

Date:12/9

Lord of the Rings is a great series that is best not taken seriously whatsoever. If you come at it with a 100% deadly serious attitude you will miss out on the fact that some of this shit that goes down in these movies is the coolest shit you can possibly fucking imagine. A wizard rides in on a white horse, after being presummed dead, AND with a giant army to help save a fortress under siege by orcs. The trees are all alive and they take down the BBEG's main base. Said trees also fucking eat the orcs retreating. It's got The Creature.


ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA - SEASON 1

Date:12/11

You'll never see a webshow with less competent people on it.


ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA: OSCAR SPECIAL - SEASON 1

Date:12/11

Do you ever want to watch a low quality recording of a google+ stream, with editing that's even worse? Do you wanna watch two of the most self-centered men you've ever seen argue about cinema while one of them gets disgustingly hammered to the point of vomiting? What? That sounds fucking awful? It was the most harrowing stream I ever watched.


WILMONT WORKS IT OUT

Date:12/13

Game where you get emotionally attached to the postwoman delivering your puzzles.


CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

Date:12/15

Yeah it was pretty good. Bucky didn't make me as horny as I thought he would. He's like an 8 and Robat is still a solid 10.




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