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My Twitter Media Thread (now on geocities forever)

Back at the beginning of 2022 I moved up to ohio to live with my partners. We consume a Lot of media, so as we all started media threads together. This one is mine, but now beefed up because I can talk about the movie for more than a single tweet. WARNING!! I will just spoil shit I dont care

2024 , 2023 , 2022

2023

SPIDER-MAN 2002

It wasnt much to write home about but I got those green goblin scenes on repeat in my head tbh


SPIDER-MAN 2.1

*deflating noises*


SPIDER-MAN 3 EDITORS CUT

*reinflating noises* Not gonna lie this should have been like, 2 movies? There was a long going on in here


JOHN WICK

uhm guys? the dog dies in this movie :((( I'm sorry. ok ok whatever I'll rlly talk about this movie. I love vengence as a trope. I've used that "going absolutely balistic because something you love has been destroyed" more than once. Or as TV Tropes calls it the uh... "Roaring Rampage of Revenge." That's a mouthfull and kinda cringe sounding so I'm just gonna call it "Revenge Rampage."


JOHN WICK 2

the dog lives!!! also once again this movies fucks hard as hell and its still got that trope I love so much. I really wish I was told about that suicide in the middle of the movie tho... anyways. did I mention that I think John Wick is rlly fuckin hot? no? well he is. Keanu Reeves in general is incredbily fucking hot and I will not be silenced on this matter. I'm right fuck you.


CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS

Wow! This is a really fun and exiting show! I can't wait to see where it's gooohhh oh, oh wow, oh no. OH NO OH. OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST OH GOD. OH GOD


TRUE STORIES

Despite how much Kitty will tell me otherwise. This is a Talking Heads movie.


BLADERUNNER

Yeah! He uh. He sure did! It's fucking Bladerunner dude what is there for me to even say about this movie.



DUCKTALES SEASON 1

Fuck YES, such a nice and refreshing look at Ducktales. So much effort is put in to make the duck boys individuals and it adds so much to the show. I think at this point in my watch through my favorite was Webby? It's hard NOT to love Webby honestly.


PIZZA TOWER

I couldnt even beat the first level because I dont have a controller, and playing with a keyboard and mouse is basically a fucking death sentance. So I watched somebody else play it! Vinesauce I think. Yeah it's a really good game I wish I could play it myself.


BROTHER BEAR

HE STAYS A BEAR HE STAYS A FUCKING BEAR HE GOES ON THIS ENTIRE MAGICAL MYSTICAL ROAD TRIP MOVIE TO BECOME HUMAN AGAIN AND HE DECIDES THAT HES GONNA GO BACK TO HIS TRIBE AS AN ENTIRE ASS FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR YEAH HE WENT TO HIS ADULTHOOD CEREMODY AS A FUCKING BEAR AND HE BROUGHT THAT LITTLE CUB WITH HIM TO THE CEREMONY. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT


HOME ON THE RANGE

so it turns out i was a really stupid kid.


CHICKEN LITTLE

Bunny at this point in time, was watching every disney movie in order. They insisted. INSISTED. That we have to watch Chicken Little. "It cant be THAT bad" they said as they put it on. Turns out it really is that bad.


BROCKHAMPTON - THE FAMILY

Ive been putting it off to listen to it with Kitty, but I got an itch, so I decided to listen to it on my own. This is a really emotional album and I hope that all the members find happiness beyond the band.


MEET THE ROBINSONS

We watched this shortly after Chicken Little. It's by no means an amazing movie, but compared to Chicken Little this is the fucking Mona Lisa.


BOLT

there is so much animal abuse in this movie its unreal. holy shit. like i hope penny sued?? the way she and bolt were treated was fucking insane.


TOY STORY 2

yep! that sure was the second toy story movie!


DUCKTALES SEASON 2

dicktales once again going hard as hell. the shit with della had be fighting off tears, the scene where she sings to the eggs? when she comes home and gets to hold her babies? i was desperately trying to keep it together.


10000 GECS

this was some absolutely mind melting dick exploding type shit. keep it up you two.


JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES VOL 1

it just kinda appeared on my recommended and at the time it came out like, just a week ago? decided to listen to it on a whim and it Slaps ngl


MONSTERS INC.

yeah it was alright. it wasnt fucking jaw dropping shit, but it wasnt really trying to be.


GHOSTBUSTERS

oh! oh wow this was.. a lot more misogynistic than I thought it was gonna be! huh! and it had a really weird stance on small businesses? i uh. huh..


FINDING NEMO

yep he sure did! i like that they never implied that nemo was useless because of his disability, or that his disability is what makes him extra special. its just a part of him.


THE INCREDIBLES

yep they sure are!


THE LAST ONE

finally. we get to the end of the bayformers thing. im dragged kicking and screaming to the last bayformers movie, one that my girlfriend swears is the best one and that all the torment will be worth it. it was not. it was just as bad as every other bayformers movie only NOW half of the men are creeps and theres a subplot about how the grumpy old man needs to accept that his teenage daughter is dating a grown man, but its okay because of romeo and julliet laws! (its not)


DUCKTALES SEASON 3

wow! this show was soooo good! :) *my brain chemistry will never be the same*


THE DIRTIES

a really good character study about one dude taking his really badass plan to get back at his bullies and impress his best friend and definetly not crush, a little too far.


VIDEODRONE

woowwww this movie was a fucking trip, but like. in a good way? yeah in a good way.


THE MUPPET MOVIE

i dont like to include rewatches but like robin hood and where the wild things are, i couldnt resist adding it. i watched this movie a ton as a kid! im super glad that i did its such a memorable movie


HOTLINE MIAMI 1 AND 2

my partner streamed these for me to watch and lemme tell yall, theyre the bomb. :)


MONTERO

well since im adding rewatches and shit i might as well add my relistens. ive listened to this album like 20 times and decided to listen to it in full again a few days ago and Like. not to be this fuckers biggest simp but listen to Montero or ill scream


THE VENTURE BROS SEASON 1

so funny story. my partners played tried to play a rlly good joke on me. they left the fact that the boys die at the end of season 1 a complete suprise to me. and went so far as to change the thumbnails and descriptions of season 2 to insure that nothing there mentioned the boys at all. i was extremely dissapointed to find out they come back because i fucking hated the boys.


THE TERMINATOR

ngl the terminator has hella swag


TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

just when you think the terminator cant get any more swag. he triples in swag.


ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE

SCREAMING THROWING THINGS HOOTING JUMPING OFF THE WALLS HOWLING CONVULSING DYING COMING BACK TO LIKE RIPPING THE WALLPAPER OFF THE WALLS EATING IT THROWING UP BARKING WOOFING SCREAMING AGAIN RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM CLIMBING UP THE CURTAINS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH PISSING MYSELF LICKING IT UP THROWING UP AGAIN RUNNING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WALL AND INTO TRAFFIC


INGLOURIUOS BASTERDS

not gonna lie? this movie was so fucking hot. borderline pornographic.


BICENTENNIAL MAN

i wish this movie would decide if it wanted to be a lighthearted but emotional rom com about a robot wanting to be human, or a tragic story about a robot trying desperately to become human.


MORTAL KOMBAT

yeah it was pretty ok :)


SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL

to quote a post i sent on discord. 'its not a fucking amazing movie by any stretch of the word. it looks bad its not written well the acting is really bad but like. sometimes all a movie needs to be is soming that pleases its target audience. sharkboy and lavagirl is a movie for kids. written by a kid. and yall really liked this movie as a kid so i think it got the job done.' i also like how this movie wants to inspire children to follow their dreams and never lose that little spark of childish creativity.


MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION

i am proud to announce that i slept right through this movie


BARBIE

this movie had a lot of things to say at once and it took me a couple of hours and some talking over with my partners to really make sense of it all. the overarching theme of this movie is that existance is hard, and the fact that youre alive right now, existing, is Enough. you dont need to be a somebody, you dont need to fit into stereotypes or be what society wants you to be, even at their best they will only put an unwanted pressure on you. just existing as yourself is enough. also ken is literally me flaws and all if i go 3 seconds without my girlfriend looking at me i want to kill myself.


PALEO PINES (DEMO)

As cute as the game is, I found it to be really lackluster. I had fun running around, riding and taming dinosaurs, but there's not a lot of substance outside of that. I'm gonna wait until it gets some more updates before I buy it.


A PORTION OF THE EMOJI MOVIE

While we were in the hospital the Emoji Movie came on cartoon network. We managed to find something else to watch with our limited selection of channels but eventually there was nothing else to watch BUT the emoji movie. Hey you know all the reactionary "OH ITS HORRIBLE ITS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN" shit you saw right after this came out? Belive it. They're exagerations but they're honest to god not that far off. You wanna know what the fuckin ending of this movie is? This movie about 'being yourself! express your emotions!' is about? The Muli Emotioned Emoji becomes an emoji gif of a bunch of emotions at once. The love interest for the human thinks thats rlly hot. There's a manic pixie dream Emoji who didn't want to be a stereotypical princess emoji so she ran away to the cloud. Yeah she lied she liked being a princess I guess. Fuck. Theres a hand emoji he's basically worthless to the plot. Hes just there to be british and funny I guess. It would be a little better if the ending it was about like, not letting yourself be tethered to feeling a single emotion or your life being about just 1 thing, but no Jeans is extra special it's just him. God damn. It's shit.


MEN IN BLACK

It aged a lot more gracefully than fucking Ghostbusters I'll say that much. For one MIB doesn't have weird Reganomics type shit in it. For another it doesn't have much Blatant sexism and also just straight up doesn't have out main character be a weird womanizing pervert.


OLD MAN REINCARNATED AS A CAT

God I wish that were me.


BEHIND THE FRAME: THE FINEST SCENERY

It's so good!! *PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE WALL.*


YOUNG JUSTICE (SEASON 1)

Got dragged into watching this kicking and screaming bc I don't really like watching full series with them. I liked the show none the less. Love the characters. It's a massive shame that it seems like most of these characters just don't exist outside of the show?? I fucking love Aqualad and Miss Martian why are they stranded in Justice League.


YOUNG JUSTICE (SEASON 2)

Back to back because oops! I forgot I even had this fuckin website! Anyways just as good as the first. Did the classic "Season 2 is all about that Plot Now" thing. Hugee overarching plot that wrapped up nicely in the end. Not that many focus episodes, which is kind of a bummer for some characters because theres just a Lot of Shit thats left unadressed from season 1. I'm not gonna spoil anything but I Miss Him.


BLADERUNNER 2049

If I didn't have the attention span of a goldfish I think I would have really enjoyed it but otherwise all I saw was a lot of pretty colors and mumbling. I fell asleep watching this movie. Twice. But I DID manage to stay cognizant enough to know what the plot is. That meme yall posting with this picture is really funny with context now.


FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2

(skipped part 1) oh this was disapointingly boring. just a bunch of teenagers/young adults fucking and dying in really lame ways. I kinda regret skipping part 1 because at least I wouldve gotten to see a hot milf.


EVIL DEAD

What does everyone see in Ash that I don't? In this movie he's just some sad, wet seal that kind of stands there while everyone around him gets possesed and dies in horrible ways. Don't get me wrong I really liked the movie but I didn't expect Ash to be so pathetic, and have all of his limbs. Maybe it's in the next movie?...


EVIL DEAD 2

SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED


SNUFKIN (DEMO)

A very pretty stealth puzzle game that quickly reminded me just how much I fucking hate Teety-woo. This demo was short, easy, and once again it was so goddamn pretty. This is definetly a puzzle/stealth game for children though, so don't go into it expecting a challenge.


TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS

I forgot to add this one this was ages ago uh. Yeah I'm not too big on transformers movies but I liked this one + Bumblebee. Kickass soundtrack, kickass movie.


NOAH CALDWELL-GERVAIS: "A THOROUGH LOOK AT FALLOUT"

This youtube video was so fucking long I felt like including it in my watchlist. THE best reveiw of every single peice of Fallout media, and how the series has evolved and changed over time, for better and for worse. It is 9 hours long btw do not watch this in one sitting, we didn't.


SAW 2

The ending drove us fucking crazy, and I once again needed to look away for most of the movie. I think I need to quit watching these things in general...


HALLOWEEN 2

It was damn near fucking comedic the shit Micheal was doing just to get to this one chick. Theres a scene where the cops think that this poor teenager in a Micheal Myers costume was him and they chase him into traffic, he gets hit by a car, which slams into a van, and then he fucking explodes.


ARMY OF DARNKESS

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SAW 3

Narratively the strongest of the 3. HOWEVER. I NEED TO START LOOKING THEM UP ON DOES THE DOG DIE. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE CUT.


FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

FREDDY AND BONNIE AND CHICA AND FOXY ARE THERE AND THEYRE GHOSTS AND THEYRE EVIL GHOSTS THOUGH AND THE LITTLE GIRL BECAME THEYRE FRIEND BECAUSE SHE CAN JUST SEE GHOSTS FOR SOME REASON AND MATPAT WAS THERE AND SPARKY THE DOG WAS REFERENCED AND SPRINGLOCK SUIT AND SPRINGTRAP AND VANNY WAS THERE AND GOLDEN FREDDY IN A TAXI AND MIKE WAS SOME TRANSMASC MALELOSER AND THEY PLAYED THE FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG AND I TRIED TO DRINK EVERY TIME I HAD TO SUPRESS AN AUR AUR AUR AUR BUT I FINISHED HALF OF MY DRINK BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THE ANIMATRONICS AND FELT SICK


MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN (1994)

I wouldn't say this is, honestly, a BAD movie. At the same time I wouldn't call this a good movie either though yaknow? I liked what they did with Frankenstein's monster, but this movie isnt about him. It's about his shitty sister-fuckin-power-hungry father. We see way too much of Victor, and while yes! We're probably gonna need that context! We don't need like.. all of it?? Also the ending was shit. Him back tracking his morals just so he can ressurect his sister/wife after his bastard son kills him (because he wouldn't make him a wife) is extremely out of character. All of that bullshit just so they can set her on fire and make him REALLLY regret creating life. Whatever.

...Hey wait a second, DOES THAT POSTER HAVE VICTOR FUCKIN HIS SISTER ON IT??? ARE THEY ADVERTISING HOT UNDENIABLE INCEST ACTION??? BRUH WHAT.


THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT

Mandolorian season 2.5 was great!

WOBBLEDOGS

An early christmas gift! I love making horrific abominations. Theoretically you could compare this to enethical dog breeding. How breeders will smash dogs together on their quest to make the perfect furbaby, until their dogs devolve into horrible mutated monsters that can't even survive on their own. NAHHHH it's not that deep. ANYWAYS I'm breeding dogs that have eaten nothing but bananas in an effort to make some horrific long legged dogbomination.

KNUCKLE SANDWHICH

I haven't finished it, but I'm obsessed! It's battle system is incredbily original and engaging. I love the graphics and just the artstyle in general. While I personally don't really find any of the characters outside of The Busdriver to be particually interesting I DO like The Busdriver so. This game is way longer than I expected, though, maybe my standards for crowdfunded indie games is just.. incredbily low?

LEGO FORTNITE

Don't look at me.

POTION CRAFT: ALCHEMIST SIMULATOR

Besties I'm incredbily fucking dogshit at this game ngl.

HHBOMBERGUY: PLAGARISM AND YOU(TUBE)

Jesus fucking christ dude, holy shit. Bro hit it out of the fucking park yet again. A british gay dude has convinced me to fucking analiate some little shit I haven't even heard of until he told me.

THE GRINCH: 2000

Seen this movie before but I will take any opportinity I have to tell you this is the best christmas movie you will ever watch. Also it's incredbily fucking stupid.

SUMMONINGSALT: THE HISTORY OF MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT WORLD RECORDS

So I started watching this on a whim. Needed some background yapping while I do stuff. My go-tos were all getting stale (my favorite turned out to be a fucking fascist but I probably should have seen it coming), so I started hopping around. A video about speedrunning catches my eye, but it just makes me crave SummoningSalt. SummoningSalt's videos are everything I like, interesting, really long, and narrated by a relaxing voice. I put on his latest video and ended up paying more attention to it than I expected. The twist in the middle of the video, made me drop my fucking jaw. I literally paused to write this out because I KNEW I just had to put this motherfucker on the watchlist. You also need to watch it.

WE LOVE KATAMARI REROLL + ROYAL REVERIE

I grew up on this game. This was maybe one of my first childhood games alongside Kirby on the GBA and Mario 64. If it wasn't, then I know for a fact it was my favorite. Far too much of my childhood was spent late at night sitting on a dining room chair in the dimly lit kitchen, face too close to the screen, playing Katamari after begging my mom for a turn with the PS2. I never got very far. Not only would I keep reseting my save, but I was also a little kid and dogshit at this game. Didn't matter to me, I played anyways. I loved the bright colors, the sillyness, and the music that my mom burned onto a CD so that I could listen to it in the car. (She probably regrets doing that because it was the only fucking music I listened to lmao)

I got Reroll as an early gift, and didn't play it until Christmas because I didn't get it on playstation and I didn't know I could just.. plug a playstation controller into the laptop. It didn't take any time at all for me to remember how to play, and sink back into the familiarity of this game. It's exactly how I remember it, with a couple added bonuses that I uhh... don't care for. The only game I've REALLY played for days has been this one. I inhaled this fucking game, and then.. I did something I've never done before. I beat it.

I never beat this game until today. On 12/27/23 I finally rolled up the sun, and watched the credits roll on my childhood game. It's bittersweet. A peice of my childhood put to rest.


RESULTS

TOTAL 72
SEASONS FINISHED 8
GAMES PLAYED/WATCHED 11
MOVIES WATCHED 55
ALBUMS LISTENED TO 4
LONG ASS YOUTUBE VIDEOS WATCHED 3

CONGRATS YOU WIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING