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My Twitter Media Thread (now on geocities forever)

Back at the beginning of 2022 I moved up to ohio to live with my partners. We consume a Lot of media, so as we all started media threads together. This one is mine, but now beefed up because I can talk about the movie for more than a single tweet. WARNING!! I will just spoil shit I dont care

2024 , 2023 , 2022

2022

VENOM

I saw this alongside Venom 2. As a I am a trans man it is probably not suprising to you to hear that my favorite marvel character is Venom. (my second favorite is spiderman) obviously i fucking ate this movie up and licked my plate and also tom hardy's sad wet pathetic little face. seriously he is so fucking pathetic looking for the entire movie??? just a fucking disaster of a man. what a mood. this movie rewrote my brain chemistry so much i based my first marvel oc off of this movie.


VENOM 2: LET THERE BE CARNAGE

so this was a queer breakup romcom with a superhero subplot. im sorry there is basically nothing hiding it venom literally says hes coming out of the closet. king shit ngl.


DAREDEVIL SEASON 1

really really good ass series! however this series has spawned more memes between me and my partner than any other movie. fisk impressions. daredevil jumpscare. this was our life for at least 5 months (2023 NOTE I HAVE YET TO HAVE SEEN SEASON 2)


WILLY'S WONDERLAND

"if i was in fnaf i would just fucking kill them all" the movie. no fucking literally thats the movie. nick cage is a silent protag who has to spend a night in fnaf and he spends it drinkgin grape soda, playing pinball, and fucking beating the shit outta all the robots. teenagers break into the fnaf building and have sex on a pentagram. a robot fucking kills them on the pentagram. i wanna fuck on a pentagram. this was the funniest movie i have ever seen in my entire fucking life. first movie i ever watched that had me screaming no joke


AUSTIN POWERS

this movie really holds up i dont know what you want me to say tbh. what a transmasc icon.


PARRAPA THE RAPPER 2

so as none of you know i fucking love rythm games. when i moved in and i saw that they had parrapa the rapper 2 i jumped at it like a fuckin feral animal. you wanna know what made me learn the ps5 buttons? this fucking game. its so fucking hard and for what. boss battle from fuckin hell. anyways i beat it in like 2 days lmao


LILO AND STITCH

unlike my partners i was a very very big boy and did not cry watching this movie. crying while watching disney movies is for little babies why cry watching the goofy movie instead. anyways they kin assigned me as stitch. which is rlly funny bc i think stitch is my big sister favorite.


BIRDS OF PREY

we love to see a girlboss winning. this is a movie by girls for girls with girls. slayed. i would watch this movie at least 200 more times.


TAIKO

don ka don don ka don don ka ka don don ka :) i love taiko. i used to play it on my computer but then it got fucking taken down. did you know that you can change the drum sounds to fucking cannon fire? its the funniest shit in the world it sounds like youre shooting people.


GOING UNDER

really funny capitalist rouge-like. too bad im absolutely dogshit at it. i ended up putting it down and never touching it again because of how ass i am at it. i rlly like swamp or whatever his name was. also the artstyle being that shitty artstyle every gd company uses is rlly clever.


RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

"this game is just about old dudes hanging out" - my girlfriend. shes not wrong.. also i fucking love this game i love arthur i love being a cowboy and i played it non stop for a month. this is my favorite ps5 game.


COIN GAME

well this game WOULD be a fun time waster. but it literally wont run on my laptop. i only got to play a few times on my girlfriends computer while i streamed.


ACCOUNTING PLUS

hey you the most unfunny part of rick and morty? when they start rambling and never stop because he thinks its really funny? ok now imagine that but nonstop while youre trying to solve a puzzle. towards you, because youre in vr. i hate this game.


VR CHAT

i only played it once and i was in sunshine daycare helping little kids stack blocks. it was a great time


POKEMON LEGENDS ARCEUS

its my girlfriend's game so i really dont get to play it too often but when i do it scratches that little collecting itch that sits in my brain. idk how to explain it but i like the grind.


SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

jim carry? more like jim carried. damn.


BUMBLEBEE

i dont like transformers as much as my partners but i really liked this movie! unrelated. bumblebee has the saddest little face a robot could ever have. little puppy dog eyed robot!! hes just a little baby!!!!


ENCANTO

very pretty and very touching. every time i saw a capybara i clapped. i had a little enchanto capybara plush laying around somewhere and i like squeezing its tiny little fucking neck. this aint about the capybaras tho. as a older sibling the conflict of luisa, the of pressure to shoulder everyone's burdens, extremely relateable. i know a lot of people dont think they should have forgiven the grandma but this is a movie about hopefullness and forgiveness yaknow? you can heal from generational trauma.


STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE

its a star wars movie.


STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

this is a star wars movie.


STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE

this is a star wars movie.


PLANET ZOO

when i first played this game i got too confused and shut it off immedietly. months later i went back to it and played the tutorial. its pretty good and ive sunk a lot of hours into it.


SCREAM

finally saw it. i guessed the ending immedietly. every time ghostface ate fucking shit i howled its so fucking funny.


STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

this is a star wars movie.


STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH

this is a star wars movie


SCREAM 2


TRANSFORMERS 2007

i begged to have it turned off. it fell on deaf ears.


STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI

this is a star wars movie


THE BATMAN

this movie is cold, wet, squeaky leather on rubber. batman without his mask gave me gender dysphoria and it made me wanna fucking die. im really glad i saw it in theaters. when we got home we all got brain worms and rubbed black eyeshow on our eyes and listned to nirvana while we built our drawers. the doordasher thought we were fucking insane (we are)


SCREAM 3

can this girl get a fucking break. is she just the most stabbable bitch in america. what is fucking wrong with you people.


THE KILLING JOKE

way shorter than i thought it would be! a really good origin story for the joker either way. i like that the little bonus comic at the end was the artist going "if i was batman i would shoot the joker with a gun to be completely honest."


UHF

weird al has to have the best goddamn drip ive ever seen. he was the blueprint for transmascs everywhere. his funky shirt collection must put bitches to shame.


SOLO

i can proudly say i am one of the 3 people in the world who have seen this movie. and i think l3 was a baddie.


THE TRUMAN SHOW

wow what a great movie! *grabbing society by the shirt and holding it close to my face* I Hope Nobody Ever Fucking Recreates The "Dont Manipulate A Human Being For Entertainment" Movie. :) :) :) *gripping it tighter, staring society dead in the eyes* i hope nobody makes this movie IRL. i hope nobody thinks that using a human being as an unaware performer was a really good idea. *eyes slowly move past society.. locking onto jerma985 standing in the distance*


THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE

when they say this is one of the best batman movies they arent joking. when they say this is one of the best depictions of joker they arent joking. speaking of joker what was that fucking b plot??? why was it so gay. you fuckin batman? i love their kismesis.


STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE

this is a star wars movie


THAT OTHER BAYFORMERS MOVIE

i pleaded again. "my love. we dont have to watch the other bayformers to make sense of whatever the fourth one is called" but she insists. "we have to" she says to me.


STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

i.. i really liked it? i liked the characters, it got me tensing up and exited and shit.. i uh. i payed attention all the way though this time.. i like it. the old movies were so ingrained in pop culture i had no real response. i don't really like the prequels in general expect for maybe the last one. this uh.. this might be my favorite so far. i wish i saw more poe


PARASITE

aah, so its like that huh? i understand everything now. *doesnt get it at all* just kidding i understood the basics but got lost on a lot of the little stuff. needed a couple of hours and a lecture on the movie to understand everything. at least i understand it better than elon musk.


STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

oh wow.. is this another star wars movie.. that i liked?? not as much as the first one but still! i liked seeing all the little skrunklies they had in this movie, and that scene on the salted meat planet fucking ruled. damn.. if it keeps going like this i think i might enjoy star wars more than i think i do.


SAW

lies. there were two saws in this movie. anyways great movie, i can see why my girlfriend needed the prep time beforehand tho good god. it wasnt that bad i just have hemophobia and also this movie had a trigger i was not warned about beforehand (nobodys fault) also what the fuck did adam do other than be kinda lame? justice for adam.


FLOYDFORMERS DARK SIDE OF THE YEAH WHATEVER

so onwards i trudge. through robot movies made by an asshole who doesnt even like the franchise itself. i moan, i groan. i beg and plead. is it really going to be worth it?


STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

nevermind im still completely apathetic to the existence of star wars movies.


TURNING RED

never underestimate the power of a group of tweenage girls. this movie was very relateable for me as somebody who grew up around this era and it almost made me cry! they play that one 4town song on the overhead speakers at work sometimes, i always sing along.


BEETLEJUICE

wow! what a great movie! i think one of our neighbors died while we were watching it though!


THE SUICIDE SQUAD (THE GOOD ONE)

this fucking movie had me begging for its mercy from beginning to fucking end jesus christ. the kill count this movie had. it took no fucking prisoners. ratcatcher 2 my beloved daughter im so glad youre still alive.


THE MANDOLORIAN SEASON 1

i am so thirsty for this fucking man i want his fat mando meat in ways no human can ever imagine mando please please please please *frothing and barking*


DEADPOOL

i loved the part where detective pikachu got pegged.


ATLANTIS THE LOST EMPIRE

hm... milo kinda looks like jerma with glasses


CON AIR

THIS IS STUPID

ok jokes aside this movie is so fucking based. theres a trans woman in this movie and shes suprisingly good rep??? aklsjdgasljk everyone is racist towards each other but nobody is transphobic to sally. another nick cage movie that had me fuckin screaming at the insanity. john was so fucking right for saying this is his fav.


MANDY

i didnt see this movie... i think it saw me..


TREASURE PLANET

i mourn the beautiful future of 2d animation this movie could have brought if it didnt get shafted. i think if i watched this movie as a preteen jim would have instantly cracked my egg. also i want to put that fucking comedy relief robot into a trash compactor. seriously i hated him that much.


BRICK

this is one of my partner's favorite movie, and i can tell. which is a sentance that really wont make any sense unless you know them. im glad i watched this movie with them and i got to see where they take inspo for their more mystery oriented stories.


WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE

speaking of favorite movies... uh.. this one is mine. yeah i know its stupid this isnt even a really good movie but lemme explain ok. when i was a sophmore in highschool i was going through a very bad breakup, my cat died, i was freshly trans, and the divorce of my parents was still a fresh wound. i was lost and scared and wanted away from a world that was quickly turning against me. then, in english class, my very eccentric teacher Mr Daumn showed the class this movie. i saw myself in max, instantly. it was like looking in a mirror. a little boy, too wild and emotional for anybody. quickly growning distant from his family and growing afraid of the future, running away from home and escaping into a fantasy land of his own creation. where his thoughts and feelings about himself and his family are monsters running wild. after seeing that movie, already looking for a new name, i changed my name to max. as of right now, im in a much better place, but i still see myself in max. a wild child who escapes into his own imagination to hide from reality and act out his problems with his imaginary friends. ..i should get a tattoo of him.


A BUGS LIFE

RISE UP MY FELLOW ANTS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE LIMBS OF YOUR OPPRESSORS


GUNDAM.. JUST A LOT OF GUNDAM

my partners were watching a lot of gundam, but im not rlly a gundam fan, so i was just kinda There whole they watched. consuming it passively. i don't have anything super interesting to say about gundam other than pew pew robit heres a goofy ass char.


A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

fuck this movie fuck it so much fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you im suprised im the only one that didnt bawl their eyes out but let me fucking tell you i was getting real fucking close to doing so.


DEMOLITION MAN

when conservatives say "this is the future liberals want" they should mean this one. anyways i hate to agree with simon but i also wanna blow this wack ass world up.


HYLICS

a very pretty game with a very engaging battle system. unfortunate that its very confusing. i ended up giving up and moving on to hylics 2 pretty quickly. maybe ill come back to this via watching a playthough?


ONLYCANS: THRIST DATE

aw sweet can made horrors beyond my comprehension! i played this on stream, my first stream even! the motherfucking devs showed up. they were pretty chill! i wish they didnt witness me short circut because i heard a youtube crush i had since i was a teenager moan directly into my ear. im happy that wasnt clipped and is currently lost to time because it was really really embaressing. dont ask who the crush is, you already know.


ALL PERSONA 3 MOVIES PRACTICALLY BACK TO BACK

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PERSONA 5 VIA WATCHING MY PARTNERS PLAY

what a great game about changing the world and changing who you are. anyways. goro aketchi is my partner's favorite character the ending of royal showing that a character that they read as being borderline is capable of changing, capable of being loved and forgiven, and doesnt have to die to be redeemed, (yes i chose to believe that he's alive and in therapy right now i love tragic yaoi but i love aketchi more.) means to lot to them as a borderline person themself. anybody that says that aketchi is a horrible, irredeemable monster, is kind of a fuckin dick. but enough about them my favorite is ryuji because hes sillay. oh yeah by the way before i started t, i could do a pretty good impression of morgana.


WRECK IT RALPH

its a really fun and really heartwarmign movie. honestly i dont have anything bad to say about it, but i dont have heaps of praise to give it. sometimes all a movie needs to be is nice.


IRON MAN

man fuck the us military.


IRON MAN 2

i said FUCK THE US MILITARY (uhh except rodney? hes fine)


THE INCREDIBLE HULK

hey, do you ever think about how the hulk is just a human werewolf? i do.


BAMBI

beautiful movie, gorgeous even. i have horrible news...


BAMBI 2

i liked this one way more. it had a plot, a good plot even, unlike the first movie. and it was still as pretty as the first one.


KAMEN RIDER REVICE

this was the first kamen rider series i watched from beginning to end. right after i finished it, i felt like i liked it! had my gripes but i liked it. but im writing this a year later and honestly i think i hate it more than i like it. george and hiromi were the best part of the show and i wish that the show did them more justice. soooooo much was wrong here, ugh


THOR 2011

the. the got damn uh. the uh. uhm.


CAPTAIN AMERICA

and here we have america's himbo.


CULT OF THE LAMB

(i was supposed to put this a little later but i skipped a collum on accident. woopsie doodles! anyways) imagine if you were playing hades, but when you came back you had to babysit a group of massive dinguses who are barely any help most of the time. i pre-ordered this game! super exited to play it. the rogue-like parts of this game are super super good and really addicting, but the farming-sim parts of the game are lacking, and they were very buggy at the start. i put a lot of hours into the game but came away feeling a little disapointed. (update: i came back to this game a year later, all of the bugs i had problems with have been patched and theres a little more to do! i ended up basically completeing the farming sim part of the game before i even got to the 3rd boss. hope they add more farmsim stuff soon)


THE AVENGERS

oh my god this movie was so fucking long and so fucking pointless i was begging for everyone to shut up and get this shit over with like oh my god shut up, hurry up. nobody cares, oh hi loki :)


ROBIN HOOD

this was a rewatch and usually, i dont like to include rewatches, but im making an exception for this one because i was giggling and kicking my legs the entire time. i love this movie, it runs a little long and ends like 3 times but i still love it.


GRAVITY FALLS SEASON 1

why did i wait so long to watch this!! its so good!!


GRAVITY FALLS SEASON 2

i want to analyze every single inch of the mysteries here i wanna solve every code i want that old man d-


BREAKING BAD SEASON 1

he just like me for real


FARGO

take a shot every time somebody says 'oh ya' youll be dead by the end of it. also i think this movie was overhyped as hell, like wow this is a suprisingly slow movie.


PRINCE OF DARKNESS

everyone goes to church and fucking DIES


REANIMATOR

this is the most homoerotic transmasc movie i have ever watched in my entire life



IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS

what goosebumps does to a motherfucker


SCREAM 4

BRO LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE DAMN!!


LITTLE HOUSE OF HORRORS

as much as these two deserved to be happy i liked the original ending better. makes it more obvious that this is a movie about rampant capitalism.


HALLOWEEN

damn i finally saw this fuckin movie. i thought i was gonna get this movie because i watched Nyx Fears vid about it, but i left even more confused?? like i GUESS


SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE

this would be an amazing comedy movie... wait i think thats just what we do in the shadows.


KNIVES OUT

i guessed the killer immedietly. if you have a good grasp on what a double red herring is you probably will to. then it becomes a big ol episode of columbo, walkin backwards and trying to figure out how this whole mystery happened. me tho? i was a fucking idiot, i second guessed myself.


SORRY TO BOTHER YOU

this is the Movie Ever. it rereadicalized me. it FUCKS. squeeze saying he goes from town to town starting unions and phrasing it as "causing problems" TURNED ME ON and im NOT JOKING.


MANDOLORIAN SEASON 2

yeah, i still need his shmeat more than i need oxygen in my lungs. not gonna lie.


JURRASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 2

a christmas gift! i spent my morning wrapped in my new dinosaur blanket that matched my weighted dinosaur plushie playing a dinosaur zoo game happy as a fuckin clam. anyways the game itself is.. ehhh. great if you love dinosaurs but its lacking.


SUCH ART

a real good time sink for artists to be honest. you can draw on practically any surface too. i wish i played this on stream.


A LITTLE TO THE LEFT

such a sastifying game but a game that was far far far too short. i hear theres a lot of dlc now but i dont wanna pay for that


SPLATOON 3: RETURN OF THE MAMMALIANS

seriously the best one so far. octo expansion is a close second. it was so hype from beginning to end but i have to say, 100%ing this story mode, like all of them, is a major chore.


GLASS ONION

what a way to end the fucking year. i hope we see blanc in every movie ever now. the twists in this movie were way way less obvious, seriously i was guessing from beginning to fuckin end. i hope this movie happens to elon musk.. well i guess you could say twitter is his glass onion?


RESULTS

TOTAL 107
SEASONS FINISHED 6
GAMES PLAYED 15
MOVIES WATCHED 71

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